Dear Active Learning Observations Project,
My professor told me you would be a semester-long project, but you are seriously putting a damper on the month of April for me. I'm sure you have realized by now that I do not want to work on you, since I am still writing on a Monday morning at 1:45am. Even though you are due in 16 hours, I have not found any motivation to truly light a fire under my bum and get to typing. Maybe my favor for procrastination is getting the best of me, or maybe it's my dislike for the professor who assigned you to me is the reason. But regardless, you're a priority I look at in disdain. And here I sit writing about you without actually writing to complete you... Please, take it personally.